Дамы и Господа, немного юмора
An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread,
butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to
him.
The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a
conversation.
>
Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"
>
American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
>
> Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat
> what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform
> them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Frenchman has a
smirk
> on his face.
>
> The American listens in silence.
>
> The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
>
> American: "Of Course."
>
> Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).
>
> "We don't. In Francewe eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the
> peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them
into
> jam and sell the jam to the states."
>
> After a moment of silence, The American then asks: "Do you have sex in
> France?"
>
> Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.
> Ameri can: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
>
> Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."
>
> American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, melt them
down
> into bubble-gum and sell them to France."
late_morning_girl wrote:Toshka wrote:Страшно в таком обществе.
вам страшно? Ну и сидите в своем Париже. А мне лично совсем не страшно. А вот в Париже было противно.
Онли ин зэ ЮСА. Не могу такого представить в неанглоязычной стране. Культура не та.
Посетил одну старенькую деревеньку (знакомый немец там живёт), не так далеко от Бонна, там живут 400 человек, работы там нет, т.е. тем, чем занимались раньше, уже не работает, люди едут на работу в разные места. Но что меня поразило, так это как всё культурно, как всё красиво и как чисто. Так это в рядовой фермерской деревне!