Things you'll never hear 'Underworld' characters say

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Michael: "I'm feeling blue."

Viktor: "The chain has never been broken, not once, not in fourteen centuries, not since we elders first began to leapfrog through time - one awake, two aleep - that's the way of it."
Selene: "That's odd, because in the sequel all three of you are awake in 1202."

The tavern lady serves Michael his meal and wishes him bon appetit in hungarian.
Michael: "THERE IS NO SPOON!"

William: "Why should I be weakened in any way just because I've had nothing to eat for 800 years?"

Selene: "Isn't it amazing how many hungarians speak english fluently?"

Alexander: "Why shouldn't I live on a big ship, even though Hungary is in central Europe and has no coast line?"

Selene has just cut off Victor's head.
Selene: "There can be only one!"

Last line.
Selene: "The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it, for the first time, with a sense of hope..."
Michael: "You got the wrong script. That's Sarah Connors' last line from Terminator 2."