Говорят, что это действительно происходило в суде

[Mortira]

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.

http://www.cse.ogi.edu/~diatchki/jokes/court.html

[AndreyT]

Не понимаю юмора в этом

Q: This myasthenia gravis-does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

Точнее, понятно, в чем именно подразумевалось ха-ха, но сразу же и понятно, что на самом деле все тут нормально.