Which type of woman is your girlfriend?

Dunya · Post by **Dunya** » 26 Jun 2004 03:59

Which type of woman is your girlfriend?

INTERNET woman: Woman of difficult access.

SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her.

WINDOWS woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

D.O.S woman: Everyone had her at least once, but no one wants her anymore.

SCREENSAVER woman: She is not worth for anything, but at least she is fun!

RAM woman: She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her.

HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER

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MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

[...moderated...]

CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are bullshit

VIRUS woman: Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.

kosmo · Post by **kosmo** » 28 Jun 2004 19:43

Dunya wrote:EXCEL woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

В голове навязчиво крутится слово spreadsheet.

KatrinaR · Post by **KatrinaR** » 29 Jun 2004 11:06

YaGnus · Post by **YaGnus** » 30 Jun 2004 03:25

KatrinaR wrote::lol:

LINUX woman - as an opposite to WINDOWS woman ("lubovnitsa")

KatrinaR · Post by **KatrinaR** » 30 Jun 2004 09:26

YaGnus wrote:
KatrinaR wrote::lol:

LINUX woman - as an opposite to WINDOWS woman ("lubovnitsa")

Мы знакомы? :roll:

YaGnus · Post by **YaGnus** » 02 Jul 2004 03:53

KatrinaR wrote:

Мы знакомы? :ролл: :мргреен:

Вроде нет. А что? :mrgreen:

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