New Virus Names

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New Virus Names
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of
mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes
little purple hearts to appear on screen.

The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and
re-counting.

The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old
floppy.

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails
everyone about what it did.

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be
back.

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then
slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB.

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't
care.

The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus- Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy
... then discards it through Windows.