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[Madam]

> Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during
> > the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
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> >
> > 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
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> > her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
> >
> >
> > 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak
> > from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
> >
> >
> > 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
> > mother and father."
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> >
> > 4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some
> > deaths in boxin! g, but none of them really that serious."
> >
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> > 5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we
> > can expect the same thing again."
> >
> >
> > 6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
> > like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
> >
> >
> > 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
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> > IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
> >
> >
> > 8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere.
> > It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
> >
> >
> > 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
> > that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
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> > them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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