Научные шутки для тех, кто понимает

[Lana M]

С НОВЫМ ГОДОМ, "товарищи учёные, доценты с кандидатами"!

[1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron.
"The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you but
don't start anything." ]

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