Daddy, how was I born?

[BOBAH]

CHARLIE SAYS: "Daddy, how was I born?"

DAD SAYS: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on AOL.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
from
my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had
used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine
months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:


You've Got Male!"

[Нюра]

Под новый год к хорошим программистам приходит Дед Мороз, а к плохим - Дед Лайн