NEW VIRUS

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NEW VIRUS

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There is a new virus. The code name is WORK. If you receive WORK from
your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or from anyone else, do not touch
it under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life
completely.

If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two
friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks immediately and
after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted
from your system.

Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.

Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are
already infected by this virus and WORK already controls your life.

If this is the case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least
five friends. Then retry.

I think I have five friends, but am not entirely positive, so I'm
headed for the bar anyway ... it never hurts to be safe.

. The code name is WORK. If you receive WORK from
your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or from anyone else, do not touch
it under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life
completely.

If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two
friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks immediately and
after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted
from your system.

Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.

Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are
already infected by this virus and WORK already controls your life.

If this is the case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least
five friends. Then retry.

I think I have five friends, but am not entirely positive, so I'm
headed for the bar anyway ... it never hurts to be safe.
Live and let live

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