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[Niki]

Hick Money

A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony $18
bills would be in some small hick Southern town. So, he got into his new
wheels and off he went. He found a tiny town with a single store.

He entered the store and handed one of the bogus bills to the man behind
the counter. "Can you change this for me, please?" he said. The store
clerk looked at the $18 bill a short time, then smiled and told the man,
"Sure, Mister. Ya'll want 2 nines or 3 sixes?"