а мы ходили кидать чернильницы (стеклянные такие, 14 коп., кажется)
Ужос
оне ж тяжеленные - как щаз помню, в 1 кл. на переменке противному однокласснику такой стекляшкой нанесла тяжкое ранение в голову, за что маму вызывали к директору
По теме, для тех, кто в танке, упс, за республиканцев:
To be a Republican, you need to believe that:
1. Jesus loves you and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
2. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's Daddy made war on him , a good guy again when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy again when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
3. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but
trade with Communist China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
4. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our
highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
5. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multinational drug corporations can, without oversight, make ecisions
affecting all mankind.
6. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
7. If condoms are kept out of high schools, high-school kids won't
have sex.
8. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our longtime allies,
then demand their cooperation and money.
9. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing
health care to all Americans is socialism.
10. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the
public at heart.
11. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
12. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable
offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which
tens of thousands of civilians die is solid defense policy.
13. The Federal Government should limit itself to the powers
specifically named in the Constitution -- which include banning gay marriages, censoring the Internet, and prohibiting the states from allowing assisted suicides or medicinal marijuana.
14. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime -- unless
you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
15. "Executive Privilege" was created for every Republican ever born, who will be born, or who might be born (in perpetuity).
16. You should support drunk hunters who shoot their friends, and
ridicule the friends for wearing orange vests similar to those worn by the quail.