tchicago wrote:Кстати чо за фильм "Canadian Bacon"?
Этот фильм - мой
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Memorable Quotes from
Canadian Bacon (1995)
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Mountie: What's this all aboot?
Roy Boy: [pointing a gun] We have ways of making you pronounce the letter O, pal.
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Boomer: Y'know, it's a free country. If he doesn't like it here, he can swim across the river to Canada. Lotta work there.
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General Panzer: What do you want to do, sir? About Russia, sir?
President: Yeah, why don't we call up and find out who's in charge over there this week.
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Russian President: Mr. President, please. Is this why you called us here? We already gave up! You won! We are too busy trying to perfect universal indoor plumbing!
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Roy Boy: How come you never see any black guys playing hockey?
Kabral: Now do you think it's easy to just gradually take over every professional sport? Let me tell you something, man. Brothers have started figuring out this ice thing. Hope you enjoyed it!
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Boomer: I'll tell ya another thing: their beer sucks!
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Boomer: I want to call the American embassy! All I said was "Canadian beer sucks!"
Kabral: People! People! Can't we all just get along?
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Smiley: How do you know that was a nuclear facility?
General Panzer: Well, they tricked us on that one. That's a hospital. But it's a hell of a strike!
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Gus: These Canadians suffer from a serious inferiority complex. That's why they built this: The Canadian National Tower! World's largest free-standing structure!
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Gus: Canadians are always dreaming up a lotta ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! Celsius! Neil Young!
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President: The American people, Mr. Smiley, would never ever buy this.
Smiley: Mr. President, the American people will buy whatever we tell them to.
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TV Announcer: The Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Meyers. Alex Trebek. All of them Canadians. All of them here.
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[TV Announcer describes the Canadian National Tower in Toronto]
TV Announcer: It is the height of six American football fields, or five Canadian football fields. As if Canadian football really counts.
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Smiley: When have you ever heard anyone say, "Honey, lets stay in and order Canadian food"?
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TV Announcer: Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray - all day, every day.
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TV Announcer: Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes over the United States.
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Roy Boy: Are you sure we're in Canada?
Honey: You smell anything?
Roy Boy: No.
Honey: Exactly. Canada!
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President: I want to say to Prime Minister MacDonald: Surrender her pronto, or we'll level Toronto.
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Boomer: There's not a locked door in the whole country.
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Mountie: Who are you?
Boomer: I'm your worst nightmare. I'm a citizen with a constitutional right to bear arms!
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President's aide: Sir, the Helms amendment and NSC order 725 both specifically prohibit the use of Omega Force against Caucasians.
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[Highway patrolman tells Boomer why his graffiti must be in both English and French]
Highway Patrolman: Le Quebecois.
Boomer: Huh?
Highway Patrolman: You know. Wine drinkers. Pea soup eaters. French Canadians!
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Candy Striper: Oh we're not doctors. We're candy stripers! Our universal health care system has determined that you don't actually need a doctor until...
Candy Striper: ...2006!
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Boomer: There it is, men. Toronto.
Roy Boy: It's beautiful. Like no other city I've ever seen. It's like Albany. Only cleaner.
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President: You sold control of American missiles to a foreign country?
Hacker: If you can call Canada foreign.
Smiley: Or a country.
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