Living in 2004 - Смешно

[LatvianAmber]

YOU KNOW YOU'RE LIVING IN 2004 WHEN.....

1. You accidentally enter your pin number on the
microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
family of 3.

4. You e-mail your friend who works at the desk next
to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends
is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

6. When you go home after a long day at work you still
answer the phone in a business manner

7. When you make phone calls from home, you
accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your layoff on the 11 o'clock
News.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more
likely to get long-service awards.

.....And the real clinchers are...

13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and
smiling.

14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding
it to your "friends."

15. You got this e-mail from a friend that never talks
to you any more, except to send you jokes from the
net.

16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.

17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there
wasn't a No. 9.

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16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.

17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there
wasn't a No. 9.