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"Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it"
-- Richard Feynman



"It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go
'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in."
-- Tommy Cooper

"Sometimes compilers are so much more reasonable than people."
Scott Meyers


"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
-- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat

As folk wisdom goes, "good" is a mortal enemy of "wonderful".

"A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up
and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant
calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke.
'Just looking.'" -- Tommy Cooper


"Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends."
-- Woody Allen.

"I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in
order to enjoy ourselves."
- Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889-1951)