Things I learned

[February]

I've learned- that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do
is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
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I've learned- that no matter how much I care, some people are just
assholes.
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I've learned- that it takes years to build up trust and a minute of
> suspicion to destroy it.
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I've learned - that you can get by on charm for about fifteen
minutes. After that, you'd better have something more.
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I've learned- that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they
are more messed up than you think.
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I've learned- that it's taking me a long time to sleep with the
person I want.
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I've learned- you should always leave loved ones with loving words.
You may need to borrow money.
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I've learned- that either you control your attitude or you will be
offered medication.
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I've learned- that money is a great substitute for character.
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I've learned- that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when
you're down will be the ones who do so.
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I've learned- that just because someone doesn't love you the way you
want them to doesn't mean you can't take advantage of them when they're
passed out and naked in your bed.
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I've learned- that your family won't always be there for you. Unless,
of course, you win the lottery.
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I've learned- that no matter how badly your heart is broken,therapy
is still expensive.
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I've learned- that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their
dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.
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I've learned- that two people can screw the exact same person and
compare notes.
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I've learned- that no matter how you try to protect your children,
they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.
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I've learned- that the people you care most about in life are taken
from you too soon. And all the less important ones just never go away.
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I've learned- To say "Screw them if they can't take a joke" in 6
languages.